A versatile word which can be used to describe a female in both a negative or positive manner when describing a female.
Positive: Cor! Check out that tidy little mort!
or
Negative: Jesus, look at the state of that dirty old mort!
or
Negative: Jesus, look at the state of that dirty old mort!
by themort June 24, 2011

person #1: What have you been doing lately?
person #2: nothin much. I've just been morting around
person #3: God! you are such a mort
person #2: nothin much. I've just been morting around
person #3: God! you are such a mort
by psudolame June 23, 2009

someone who's fucked up in the brain, sick, ugly, annoying, stupid and just generally a total spong!!!!
by Morthater June 05, 2010

The very cool skull from Planescape: Torment. He pretended to be a mimir, a mechanical encyclopedia that happens to look like a skull, for a while, but it is eventually revealed that he was on the Pillar of Skulls in Avernus, the first layer of Baator.
by D-san July 13, 2003

by Jesus v2 January 30, 2005

Shaniqwa: Olivia Pope needs her own man! Tired of basic b*tches hopping on my men.
Me: MORTING!!!!!!!!
Me: MORTING!!!!!!!!
by thedinosaurxx January 30, 2016

An unintelligent dimwitted individual who lives
(or should live) in the suburb location of Mortdale, NSW, Australia.
(or should live) in the suburb location of Mortdale, NSW, Australia.
"Look at that guy with the tamato sauce stained shirt, why won't he wash it off? What a fucking Mort!"
by Pete Scott October 11, 2006
