race horse penis man 

When i was watching porn i saw this black dude with like a 4 foot dick and it wasn't even hard. this girl tried to suck it and she could only fit the head in her mouth. I call him race horse penis man

girl-I tried to fuck him but only the head fit. that's why he is race horse penis man

race horse penis man by Juliah Harold January 5, 2008

Goldilocks Penis Man 

An insecure man who when given an obvious compliment chooses to find the negative.

K: I like your penis, it's not too big, not too small. Like a goldilocks penis.

T: Your trying to tell me that my penis isn't big!!? I'll hold onto that for months so I can fluff up an email full of negativity signed 'Goldilocks Penis Man'.

Goldilocks Penis Man by kelpleilani June 8, 2017

Penis Man

Someone who has such a big cock

Woah look at his crouch, he is definitely the penis man

Penis Man by sQUIRELL4EW May 22, 2022

the penis man

the penis man is a god amongst men, a true god-tier entity and possible a convicted felon who spends his time on discord bullying the shit out of children and visiting the forementioned child's house just to kill him and convert his former body

do not go to arizona.

Beta: DUDE STOP HITTING MY RIBCAGE WITH A LEAD PIPE!!!

the penis man: the hatchlings shall thrive on thy leftovers

the penis man by Dan J. Cooper May 27, 2022

National Penis Man Week

National Penis Man Week. Celebrated around the globe as a national holiday, the Penis Man Week is an inspiration to all as he is an icon of the world. He has done so much and provided everything we need to strive in life, so we commemorate the last week of December in honor of our hero, Penis Man!

I love to celebrate National Penis Man Week from December 25 - 31!

National Penis Man Week by PenisManSupporter123 December 11, 2022

Arizona penis man 

A godlike being who roams Arizona with a 69 inch penis looking for a challenger to the title, who he has not found yet.

Person 1:have you heard of the Arizona penis man? I’ve heard he has a 69 inch meat stick
Person 2:what drugs are you on?
Person 1:yes

Arizona penis man by Vergilschair January 24, 2023

the penis man

(n.) The Penis Man does not have a specific definition, but it can be used when describing a weird person or in most cases, Maxwell Ritz Cracker.

The Penis Man has struck again!

the penis man by Dat Dude February 5, 2005