1 definition by Vergilschair
A godlike being who roams Arizona with a 69 inch penis looking for a challenger to the title, who he has not found yet.
Person 1:have you heard of the Arizona penis man? I’ve heard he has a 69 inch meat stick
Person 2:what drugs are you on?
Person 1:yes
Person 2:what drugs are you on?
Person 1:yes
by Vergilschair January 24, 2023