1 definition by Dan J. Cooper
the penis man is a god amongst men, a true god-tier entity and possible a convicted felon who spends his time on discord bullying the shit out of children and visiting the forementioned child's house just to kill him and convert his former body
do not go to arizona.
do not go to arizona.
Beta: DUDE STOP HITTING MY RIBCAGE WITH A LEAD PIPE!!!
the penis man: the hatchlings shall thrive on thy leftovers
the penis man: the hatchlings shall thrive on thy leftovers
by Dan J. Cooper May 27, 2022