by kevin gnacyk December 1, 2007
by emakkel May 5, 2006
The gold star standard of bitches. The type of bitch that folds their jeans over their ankles with a fuckboy haircut. You can smell the douchebag coming off of them from a block away.
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp August 13, 2022
when someone puts cocaine and marijuana on a guy's dick that just got done with anal sex with some shit leftover on it, then proceeds to light the dick on fire then smokes it
by big fat kock October 12, 2019
Masturbating underwater. Usually referring to underwater female-masturbation, but not exclusive to females.
Jane spent so long krinkling her crumpet in the bath her cunt was pruney.
Don't krinkle your crumpets in the bath! I have to take showers in that tub!!!
Don't krinkle your crumpets in the bath! I have to take showers in that tub!!!
by lyla1315 February 4, 2015
by Mister Mxyzptlk September 8, 2022