Knob Cheese 

The dried up cum on the end of a mans penis.

'I was sucking this guy off and he had so much knob cheese, it was butters'

Knob Cheese by bob1327066 April 13, 2009

Knob Cheese 

1. The "release" from a mans Penis.
2. Someone thats not very bright or a complete tool.
3. People who devote there life to "myspace"

dude 1: do you like my clothes?

dude 2: Ha no you look like a fucking knob cheese!

Knob Cheese by Josh Skinner December 4, 2007

knob cheese 

Bob Bain

Bob Bain is a knob cheese

knob cheese by Scotty April 30, 2003

Knob cheese 

The horrible yellow mush found under your foreskin after a numbers of days without washing.

Hey Dave, how did you get on at Glastonbury?

Great time yeah, the only negative is that I didn’t get to shower all weekend and now I’m suffering from a severe case of knob cheese.

Knob cheese by PintOfJizz November 14, 2018

knob cheese 

this is Georges favourite meal after pussy.

George eats knob cheese

knob cheese by ginger_ben123 October 7, 2021

Knob-Cheese 

<noun> Offensive Chiefly British Slang

The implication that the subject of the insult is indeed so insignificant as to suggest that they are equal only to the small particles of sweat, semen and urine to be found twix the folds of the foreskin and/or other parts of the penis.

BAZZA: "Aww Chazza you fuckin' knob-cheese!"
CHAZZA: "Dahn fuckin' call me a knob-cheese, y' piece o' shit!"

Knob-Cheese by Stuart Fletcher January 29, 2005

knob-cheese 

Used to describe a person who is messing around.

"Derick is being a right knob-cheese tonight"

knob-cheese by jojones5 August 2, 2017