"mummy, i need a jobbie"
by Snakeheid October 17, 2003
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Noun: A brown, smelly substance excreted from the anus. Also known as turd, crap, shit, poop, toly, etc...

A crappy person.

Verb: to do a jobby.
See you ya jobby! Whit you daein jobbyin in ma fuckin hoose! Ah'm gonnae jobby on you!
by Clarence the gay jobby October 31, 2003
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Scottish word, means to poo or to generally do something.
1)"aye forced oot mah joobie too quack and noo its down mah leg"

2)"will someone help my open this jobbie"
by dannyboy14 October 26, 2006
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1) a poo poo
a word usually used by a weyne
brown / beige (not chocolate)

2) insult
"nanny, please can you wipe my bottom, i've done a smelly jobby which is squidgy and stuck to my fingers."

"stop showing my granny your nipples you big jobby"

by jobbyjobby December 20, 2005
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A word little kids use to rip eachother... Also means poo
Haha your a jobby!
You big fat jobby man!
You eat Jobby!
by [Lee-Ham] March 17, 2007
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Scottish slang term for a turd, used mainly by children under 8 years of age. Not only describes the actual item iteself, but also decribes the act of passing this item.
by Paul Davis November 13, 2004
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runny,sticky brown substance,which comes from the anus.
caz u left ur jobby lyin in the livinroom ya fuckin mink!
by ryan April 21, 2004
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