Jedi

In terms of haircuts a Jedi is simply a "rat tail" only it is grows from the far left or right on the back on your head not in the middle.

"Check out the Jedi on that dude"

by Willl Leonard February 15, 2007

Jedi

Weak creatures who fear the true nature of the Force. They seek to manipulate all who are strong in the Force, and fear that they will be surpassed by their underlings. They are fools!

1) "Master" Yoda ran to Degobah to escape the Sith and the true nature of the Force.
2)You suck Jedi.

by LORD REVAN! April 18, 2005

Jedi

the term used to ask other friends if there stoned, or under the influence of marijuana while in front of parents or higher authority.

Friend1: sup dude
Friend2: sup, damnnn dawg you look all jedi

Friend1: haahaa

by Stoned Jesus420 August 27, 2010

Jedi

Adj - To drop acid, eat shrooms, and pop ecstasy at the same time. An absolute incredible time. Proves that you are indeed a professional druggie.

John: Dude, so you guys guna get that acid soon?
Blake: What if you eat shrooms?
John: That'd be fun
Blake: And take a quad stack exo?!
John: nah dude i can get you pure MDMA
Blake: HOLY SHIT LETS DO IT IN 2 WEEKS WHEN I GET PAID!!!
Matt: Whats that called again?
John: Jedi dude!

by TXstoner38 September 1, 2009

Jedi

A term used within the transient hippie community to refer to someone who is above it all, in the know, or heady.

Sorry, only Jedi can know where we sleep at night.

by Walking Tab of Acid January 1, 2011

Jedi

A hero or someone at the same time prone to mistakes but still a loveable rogue.

Look at that Jedi CP stumbling out of the chippie, he's still got one hand high in the air!

by Anonymous March 24, 2003

Jedi

Soldat clan oftenly hiring n00bs but has a couple vets ;)

Soldier:Did you go to that clan Jedi Server?
Soldier(2):yeah i lagd- is that how it's spelled?
Soldier:i wun
Soldier(2):good jaub, how poeple wase there?
Soldeier:about...i dunno i dunno how 2 see players....
BObo D. HObo:it is /mercy
Soldier:can i join yer clan?
Soldier(2):Me 3?!
BObo D. HObo: Hail no!
Soldier:^hey Soldier (2) lets find a Jedi neow0b and ask tehm!
Soldier(2):^0kay
BObo D. HObo:i'm on yer team...

by BObo D. HObo April 28, 2004