jack shit

by TknucksSucks November 2, 2010

when you are taking a shit and getting a handjob at the same time

what'd you do last night?
Jack shit....
Oh that must've sucked...
No... no sucking... just a handjob

by jackshit March 5, 2008

A poker hand, especially in Texas Hold 'Em, that includes a jack and an unsuited card under 10.

I'm gonna raise you and go all-in even though I have jack shit. Or, Aw, you're bluffin' me, I bet you have jack shit so I call.

by stinkygordo October 7, 2008

A term to describe someone who has or will inevetible do something stupid

by KROD December 14, 2004

the feces of a jack, i.e. a jackass. By extension, anything worthless or trivial.

by bumpie January 23, 2006

Not worth jack shit

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

"He knows absolutely the square root of jack shit about food and cooking."
- James May, Former presenter of Top Gear UK, on Richard Hammond.