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Indonesian Bagel Bust 

When you pop an asscherry in extreme heat. The O ringis so hot it's dry and toasted, the resulting aftermath looks like kaya (an Indonesian jam) spread over a bagel.
Damn man, I assfucked the missus for the first time while on vacation in Florida, during a heat wave. Ended up having an Indonesian Bagel Bust for brunch.
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Indonesian Cinnamon Pelican

When a man puts a heavy of cinnamon on his penis and slaps his women in the eye then does anal with her till she voids her bowels
Hey I'm feeling really dirty tonight wanna do a Indonesian cinnamon pelican.

Indonesian Salami Sandwich

When you insert a whole salami sandwich into a womans vagina, and then proceed to have sex with her. After you cum in her vagina, she queefs the sandwich out, as well as your cum, then you proceed to eat the mixture.
Me and my girlfriend made an Indonesian salami sandwich for dinner last night.

Indonesian Cocktact

when some poor soul has a fake eye, and continues by taking it out, and getting a penis into the eye socket.(eyeball fucked)
JIM!!!! YOU.... of all people got INDONESIAN COCKTACT?!?!

Indonesian Fries 

French Fries that are made from the finest Indonesian potatoes, and then cooked for three years over high heat, then cooled for five years. They are very rare in the western hemisphere and even in Indonesia. they are only made by the few remaining clans people who had the recipe handed down to them. Few roadside snack carts sell them but they`ll cost you alot.
While I was in Indonesia I bought Indonesian Fries and then could no longer afford my ticket home, but they tasted so dern good!

indonesian ball toggle 

the act of chopping of a person's dick, and using it as a sleeve for a stick shift in a standard automobile.
Donnie Fish pissed me off, so i gave him an indonesian ball toggle, and now my car has a stick shift cover.

Indonesian Toast 

1. Use a piece of bread and with the friction of jacking off into it, make it into toast and subsequently ejaculate on the to the newly made toast as butter. Then make your partner eat it. 2. Use two buttered pieces of toast in order to simulate vaginal intercourse.
IHOP waiter: how would you like your toast today, sir?

Customer: Indonesian.

I think my dad made my mom Indonesian Toast this morning...
Indonesian Toast by toastie80085 September 10, 2009