Hello Kitty

Putting a bowl of milk down on the ground and having someone get down on all fours to drink it and someone sneaks up behind them and fucks them in the ass an yells "Hello Kitty!"

I heard Nick Blake got the hello kitty last night.

by Fat Guy & The Chief May 30, 2011

Hello Kitty

When a cat surprise rapes a man

Helloooo! Kitty!?

I loved cats, until I got Hello Kitty

by kananakook May 30, 2009

Hello Kitty

This is when a man is performing oral sex on a woman and doesn't know she's a "squirter" until it's "too late".

I took that hot bitch home from the bar and went down on her but she pulled a hello kitty on my ass.

by Chicagodan June 3, 2011

Hello Kitty

When a woman is about to hook up with a "man"and that said "man" turns out to be a woman.

"Girl, i met this fine ass guy at the club and i took him home. But guess what?!"

"What?!"

"when i unbuttoned his pants and pulled them down i was like 'Damn, Hello Kitty.'

by cryscuffs February 18, 2011

Hello Kitty

A cat that appears to be in pretty much everything, including crack.

I got white girl wasted on crack and it's all because of hello kitty

by Umwat July 29, 2014

HEllO KittY

An extremely popular cartoon cat in Japan, made by the Sanrio corporation, which appears on a wide variety of toys and consumer products. Also used to refer to the other cartoon characters which inhabit the same "world" as the cat.

I saw a new Hello Kitty plush doll the other day, and it was so adorable.

by Anonymous September 2, 2003

hello kitty

A very popular cartoon character from Japan

"...she's just a pussy with a bow on it" - Margaret Cho

by s_N_double_O_P April 24, 2005