Helium Feet

Someone who enjoys being a receiver in male homosexual intercourse. See Bottom. Named such for the speed in which their legs are position themselves above their heads.

Man, Matt sure has Helium Feet. He didn't even know that kids name...

by Dennis February 20, 2004

helium ankles

A person or being who will have non-discrimatory receptive anal sex with any individual, thus causing his legs to rise up in the air in anticipation of sex, as if they were filled with a gas less dense than air.

"Hey man, dont sleep with that slut. He has helium ankles!"

by Wayne B May 14, 2006

Helium Ass

This is a term used when a girl's round butt is so large that it defies all logic. It is not good for the body because this leads to flying around with the butt making the rest of the body sagging

That girl with a helium ass wouldn't come down from the sky until it popped

by VeryKawaii November 02, 2014

Helium Network

A network that is designed to make people rich. People only mine Helium because they expect to be able to buy a lambo in a few months. Plus, this network always has problems. Seems like they lower the rewards daily. Wannabees still join cuz they want lambo money. Only a select few actually just want to build the network for free and help the environment.

Hey , did you hear about that Helium network? Yea, its kinda cool... I think i'm gonna invest. Duuude be careful, some never make ROI and the miners never sync. So I can't buy the lambo? When light hotspot?

by wrinkle dinkle ding dong March 26, 2022

helium head

Your typical social media person. A rubber-skinned blow up doll that is seeking to make themselves look better to a bunch of other blow up dolls. All they really have in common is their contempt for anybody who may have it better than they.

Watch as the billions of happy helium heads float brainlessly into the brown skies of self consumption.

by bushmeatburrito June 11, 2016

Helium turd

Turds that float back to the top, even after flushing the toilet.

Chad had to flush twice because the helium turds floated back up after the first flush.

by Eflex July 13, 2012

helium parenting

(n.) -- A method of parenting which is similar to the way a child holds a balloon, in which parents allow their children to rise like a helium-filled balloon and float on their own, while at the same time making sure that their growing sons and daughters have a strong grasp on the string so that they do not float away to unknown parts.

"My parents were good to me, and they raised me with helium parenting ideas. They gave me a lot of freedom when I was a child but they were always there for me, too. I loved being a balloon and yet I was glad they made sure I was holding on to the string."

overheard at a watercooler in the hallway at Temple Beth Shalom in
Toronto, Janary 31, 2012

by PRwiz101 August 01, 2012