grots

An item of underwear that has been worn and is sitting in the laundry basket waiting to be washed. Often features suspicious white crispy stains.

"Ere, make sure you fish out me grots before you put that wash on, my love".

by tom December 26, 2005

Grot

another name for a whore/ slut.

You banged Jenn last night? She just screwed me 2 days ago. She is such a grot.

by kidlou December 26, 2011

Grot

One who has muscles like a body-builder/someone who takes steroids, although it can also be used in a sarcastic way.

When seeing an ACTUAL grot: DO NOT say anything incase you get twatted...

Sarcastically: When seeing an obviously un-grotty person..."Check this grot! haha"

by Faye-mous October 14, 2008

Grot

British Slang: Pornography.

Gonna treat myself to some grot later.

by Notifier89 November 8, 2022

grotting

When a dog is gobbling and scratching at his balls with his slobbery mouth

Henry woke up every so often to shift about in his basket and give himself a good grotting.

by georgeporge February 17, 2010

grot

Used to describe someone/something that is simultaneously horrible and fascinating. More specifically, used to describe someone that is simultaneously "grotesque" and "hot."

Oddly attractive, intriguing, or oddly pleasant

"While Jordin Sparks (on American Idol) is overweight and somewhat of a beast, she is grot" ie there is something oddly attractive about her.

by Kref May 2, 2007

grot

slang term for a love bite.
british chav version of 'hicky'

Errr look at that grot on his neck

by Moofyness December 18, 2006