GTL

Guns Trucks Liquor

GTL....The Southern Redneck version of the infamous "Gym Tan Laundry" creed used by the characters on Jersey Shore.

Practiced extensively by generations of white Americans living predominantly in the rural southern bible belt regions.

by Garrett G2. April 16, 2011

GTL

Typically known as the acronym for gym, tan, laundry now has a new meaning, Guido Tan Lotion, which is what you apply to the skin before the tanning process of a GTL to obtain that orange, extra crispy, guido doosh look you've been striving for.

Dude your tan looks amazing

Cause I GTL'd before I GTL'd

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?

by ThatNakedGuy August 28, 2010

GTL

Gym Time Legoo (lets go)

For those who don't tan or do laundry, just gym(:

Self explanatory..GTL

by Mz.Beezy May 02, 2011

GTL

Gravy-Turkey-Lethargy. Induced on Thanksgiving. Not to be confused with the popular gym-tan-laundry.

Let's meet at the grill tonight, they're having a 10c specials on wings. I'm going to max capacity, trying to work out my esophogus in prep for next Thursday's GTL.

by parkca01 November 22, 2010

GTL

Gym, Tan, Lunch

as coined by Betty White on her show "Off Their Rockers"

Because Betty White doesn't do her own laundry.

Betty White says the secret to a long life is GTL. Lunch is now the most important meal of the day. Because Betty White says so.

WWBWD?

by Beastie1212 October 18, 2012

GTL

gone to leamington
when a person(s) disappears for a while and makes no effort to contact friends, so they have no idea where said person is.

i reckon joe has GTL.

by drizzo October 05, 2006

GTL

Adjective; Grime Time Live. Describes a person who is gross and disgusting. Often performs lewd acts and steals all the girls' boyfriends. One who is GTL is often mistaken for a dirty whore or prostitute. Commonly carries multiple STDs.

'Dat skank is totally GTL, she slept with all 'da taken boys within a two-week period.

by ihatepeople-espu November 07, 2011