Ferret

Arnold Schwarzenegger's pet in "Kindergarten Cop". He would've liked to show Dominic his one-eyed ferret I'm sure.

"Good morning class, this is my ferret!"

by JC May 29, 2004

Ferret

A dumb fuck; can not be described in any other way - a phrase that should be universal

Harold Stephenson is sure one ferret he wanted some of that hot redneck prom sex with those eighth graders

by Yafavcatlady January 08, 2017

Ferret

Ferret, or ferretphile, is the IFunny censoring for pedophile, or pedophilia. Typically used in contexts where the word "Ferret" wouldn't actually fit. Also used in other places where heavy censorship is placed, such as Roblox.

"TSeries is ran by a ferretphile who dwates kids" (Roblox-friendly sentence)

by SuperAwesomeCody October 09, 2020

Ferret

In cricket, a batsman low dowm the batting order. So named because he goes in after the rabbits.

Commentator: "Courtney Walsh strolling to the crease now, a ferret if I ever saw one, sure to get another duck."

by umpirestrikesback February 23, 2005

Ferret

Retarded and physical handicaped cousin from the pole cat.

The ferret is not as smart and agile as the pole cat, but a related species, it never seems to become adult and stays very playfull.
When the ferret runs and jumps, it often hits doors, walls etc by clumsieness, it can't hunt as efficient as the pole cat can etc.

by Podenco May 14, 2006

Ferret

Like an otter but will nibble your dick in the dark while you're asleep.

I was a sleep and the ferret took my dick while I was sleeping.

by Von D February 13, 2018

Ferret

An insult that has the same meaning as 'idiot', 'scaredy cat' or an unpopular person.

Awww, look at that kid, he's a full on ferret!

by not a ferret July 05, 2010