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Ferretti is a state of being, occurring when a type of malignant neoplasm characterized by the proliferation of revolting odors tend to invade first the armpits, slowly extending to the remainder of the body. It then invades the nostrils of all surrounding persons. Ferretti can be eradicated with a simple shower.
Crap, you're Ferretti. Go take a shower.
by Anonymous66758 June 29, 2010

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