FML

1. Fuck my life, a very funny website where people talk about how bad their lives are.

2. Free misguided leprochauns, what you tell your parents FML means.

Parent: FML? Why are you on a website called FML? What does that stand for?

Child: (laughing) FREE MISGUIDED LEPROCHAUNS!

by freemisguidedleprochauns October 27, 2009

FML

It stands for "Fuck my Life". There are times when theres nothing else to say but that.

Randy: Thank God its Saturday tomorrow.
Buck: Dude its Wednesday tomorrow.
Randy: Arrhhh FML.

by Call me Nothing January 27, 2010

FML

what poser dickheads say to feel important and needed. the intended response is supposed to be something re-assuring, but don't ever give in to these attention-seeking wastes of DNA.

"Roughly translated": Fuck My Life

Ted: Ugh, I have so much homework. FML."

You: Shut up Ted, you're an idiot.

by cherrymygrapes July 02, 2009

FML

fuck
my
life

docter said stop smokin when i dont even smoke... FML!!!!!!!!!!!

by MEXISNIPER$$$20105 December 13, 2009

FML

"Fucking My Lady" polite way to say that you are fucking your girl. Used mainly on Myspace.

Larry: What are you doing man?
Bob: I'm FML!!

by effinyouup May 29, 2009

FML

FML stands for Fuck My Life. It is usually used when someone is extremely irritated with something happening to them.

FML !!!!I FELL ONMY RIGHT ANKLE WENT TO THE HOSPITAL AND THEY SAID I SHOULDNT WALK ON IT FOR 10 DAYS !!!!NOW I HAVE AN INJURED BACK ARM LEG ANCKLE AND STOMACH !! FML FML FML !!!

by MidnightDawn October 30, 2010

FML

short for "Fuck my life."

Perfect for use in one's Facebook status during the end-of-the-semester crunch or during final exams.

Note: the "m" can be substituted for the initial letter of any other pronoun.

"What's up with Gerry? His facebook status says 'Gerry says FML.' Should I be worried?"
"Nah, he just has 2 ten-bangers due tomorrow that he hasn't started."
OR
"Richelle, we need to start cramming soon. Like, FOL."

by jdizzleSK88 April 04, 2009