ervins

A cool guy. A very cool guy. The coolest guy. He’s most likely a dad, but he’s still a real cool guy. Don’t beep with him, or you’ll get swerved.

Sometimes he’s just too cool for school, so he skips it. If you’re lookin’ for a man, he is the way to go.

Have you met ervins? He’s a dad in more ways than one

by CoolErvDadBod July 23, 2019

ERVINISM

When the chunky buddy Ervin instantly flips out over his inability to correctly hear correct information. This event is usually followed by uncontrollable laughter.

"Sir it is $6.08"
"Yeah I want some soy sauce"
"Sir its $6.08"
"Yeah soy sauce"
"Sir $6.08"
"SOY SAUCE!!!!!!!"
There is the ervinism

by ervin April 25, 2008

ben ervine

usually hypocritical. smothered in pizza. has a crispy dick. loves dogs. has no friends. always cheats. also two faced, and they are both ugly.

PIZZA CRISPY ben ervine

by nobodyishere. November 23, 2011

kenzie ervine

a girl with a 400000 foot cock that is as wide as a cucumber

“damn that’s kenzie ervine. How does she hide that dick so well

by bigpeepeesucker September 20, 2020

Ervin Outfitters

The greatest pun of all history.

"Hey, I like your shirt!"
"Thanks! I got it at Ervin Outfitters!"

by Cocopuffs March 6, 2012

Dirty Ervin

When you realize the girl you were fucking is really ugly so your penis hides inside its foreskin like a turtle

Guy 1: yooo I heard you got laid last night! Nice!
Guy 2: yeah I was hitting it from the back but then that post nut clarity hit me and I had to pull a dirty Ervin.

by October 14, 2021

ervin's catchphrase

Wakka Wakka

Dude: Wha is Ervin's catchphrase
Boy: Wakka Wakka
Dude: No tell me what his catchphrase is

by Tortoise master February 12, 2018