When you realize the girl you were fucking is really ugly so your penis hides inside its foreskin like a turtle
Guy 1: yooo I heard you got laid last night! Nice!
Guy 2: yeah I was hitting it from the back but then that post nut clarity hit me and I had to pull a dirty Ervin.
Guy 2: yeah I was hitting it from the back but then that post nut clarity hit me and I had to pull a dirty Ervin.
When you’re hitting her from the back and as you’re about to nut you suplex her and scream “YOU ARE NOT WORTHY” then proceed to finish yourself off (can enhanced by adopting a smug look).
Bro so I was getting it good last night then learned she lied to me about being her first so I gave her the Dirty Ervin.
by Based God Emperor Trump December 16, 2020