15 people burned to death after the attending fire engine was obstructed by an oblivious Duckbilled Twatypuss taking selfies in the middle of the high street.
by TopFilmTip October 17, 2020
When you lean in to kiss your slam piece while wearing a baseball hat and hit her face with the bill, therefore making the kiss extremely awkward.
He was dropping me off and duckbilled me
by Ollie Cherpussy June 24, 2018
The Duckbilled Slapperpuss is a variety of plastic enhanced female, those of extortionately large lips and breasts who spend copious amounts of financial resources on looking like something from a sexual fantasy of dubious nature ! That’s the Slapperpuss for you !
I came across the Duckbilled Slapperpuss on her way to the rail station, her name I can’t recall, but the memories linger of her enhancements !
by The Cat 🐈 July 9, 2022