Dorts

Dirt shorts. Shorts made out of dirt.

I just made myself some dorts in the forest.

by bacon99 July 30, 2017

dort highway

Stretch of Highway running through Flint, MI.
Populated mostly by hookers, various adult bookstores, strip joints and clubs such as the Machine Shop.

Referring to a trip to dort highway usually identifies you as a hooker.

Guy 1: Better get my ass to Dort Highway
Guy 2: You're such a man whore

by Scruffy1 April 3, 2006

Magneto Dort

The exhilarating new buzz word of the 21st century. first originated in the Roscoe & Gladstone Halls (D Block) when such a legendary night spawned this original phrase

Magneto dort! ....
....LOL Madamme

by Crazy Hat Guy May 21, 2011

Luguentz Dort

The best defender the NBA has ever seen.

Did you see Luguentz Dort clamp up James Harden?

by Kibblur November 27, 2020

downie dort

a person who ruins the vibe of a conversation and is overall really sad

'oh yeah him, hes such a downie dort'
'why's he being such a downie dort today'

by Erriian March 28, 2022

Dort Lesbian

A person whom enjoys receiving hard and heavy cock slap upon their naked arse. Not gender specific.

What is up with them dort lezzers? is they smoking crack or what?

Phil Mitchell likes to dort precious up the lesbian arse.

by rak-takahh June 8, 2004

Dort Lesbian

Someone who enjoys having there naked behind slapped by a penis. Anyone can be a Dort Lesbian, maybe even you. The sole who does the slapping, is Dubbed a "Penguin".

Damn that Penguin is whacking that Dort Lezzers ass like there aint no tomorrow

by Jack Nicholson June 9, 2004