1) dick shorts...2)swimming shorts that mold to your dick when you get out of a pool, lake, etc...
"I really don't want to get in the pool with all these people around. I think these shorts are dorts.
by BrianJ. September 06, 2008
to have a male fart out of his penis. It is a verb, "to dort"
John was having oral sex with Kim when he dorted in her face.
by Paul rocks SJU November 03, 2004
a nickname for doritos
man, those cool ranch dorts left nacho cheese jizz on my fingers
by zelda butterface April 24, 2009