Top Definition
1) dick shorts...2)swimming shorts that mold to your dick when you get out of a pool, lake, etc...
"I really don't want to get in the pool with all these people around. I think these shorts are dorts.
by BrianJ. September 06, 2008
to have a male fart out of his penis. It is a verb, "to dort"
John was having oral sex with Kim when he dorted in her face.
by Paul rocks SJU November 03, 2004
a nickname for doritos
man, those cool ranch dorts left nacho cheese jizz on my fingers
by zelda butterface April 24, 2009
Dirt or porn.
Dorty auld hunch loves the Dicktits!
by Dee August 18, 2003

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