whoopie doozer

Ejaculate that is left on your window, that is then used in a turkey baster to impregnate oneself

She’s only got a window of time to use the whoopie doozer.

She definitely fell pregnant via whoopie doozer.

by mosley88 April 20, 2019

danglin doozer

smokeless tobacco.

i got a good ole danglin doozer in my lip.

by sunsparrow2009 February 8, 2009

doozer

the space between the scrotum/labia and anus. also known as the taint

man 1: i had a really kinky date last night
man 2: really? did she chew your doozer?

by pmism April 26, 2006

Whiskey Doozer

Someone who slams whiskey, preferably Jameson or Red breast to the extent they can no longer formulate a sentence or even understand what is going on, but they do not black out.

Man that guy was whiskey doozer last night. I can believe he didn't black out after all the Jameson.

by mizzle24 August 17, 2010

stinky doozer

noun- a complete failure in all aspects

Dan was surely a stinky doozer when he was dumped by a band geek.

by emily blair December 3, 2005

Doozer

A large marijuana joint typically roles in hemp paper ( or rice paper).

You: bro, I’m smoking a fucking doozer right now.
Your bro: bro save me a clip of the doozer.

by brad dingus March 7, 2022