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Little green people that where helmets and build towers out of radishes.
Why do you suppose doozers build the buildings doozers build?
by Dane Clark January 28, 2005
A person or persons (taking the plural form, doozers), who lacks physical or mental prowess. A homunculus.
Example 1:
Person 1: "Bro do you see that doozer over there?"

Person 2: "Yeah man, lol. Does he even lift?"

Example 2:
Person 1: "Did you do that math homework bro?"

Person 2: "No man, sorry."

Person 1: "Oh shit man, neither did I. Let's go cop it off of Lawrence."

Person 2: "Hey Lawrence, neither of us did out math H to the Wizzle. Can we cop it, yo?"

Lawrence: "Haha neither of you did your math homework? Y'all's a bunch of doozers! I lol in your general direction."
#dumbass #weakling #homunculus #putz #idiot #not the basedgod
by #teamgetswole February 11, 2013
A lame. Damn Loser.
Bruh 1: Your shoe game wack af
Bruh 2: Shut up, you fucking Doozer.
A massive crap.
Man I just took the biggest doozer!
#poop #crap #toilet #massive #excriment
by The man with an unknown name July 05, 2014
a device used for defrauding vending machines. a dollar bill or other small denomination bill and two pieces of clear packing tape about 10" long are required. the doozer is assembled by creating a dollar bill with a tape "handle" such that the doozer can be fed into a vending machine and then removed by quickly pulling the doozer back through the rollers. if done properly the machine credits the user for inserting the bill and the user now gets a free snack and change from the $1.
"yo, let's go down to the student center and use the doozer to get free cheetos"
#doozer #vending machine #boarding school #fraud #theft
by uhmarghgigglegiggleyahhhh May 17, 2012
A Doozer is a nickname given to a man that has sex with a lot of women. the word Doozer can also be a way to ask a friend if you had sex with her.
what a Doozer he is...

or hey bro did you Doozer last night?
#sex #forked #having sex #pimp #nicknames
by mandouh February 12, 2009
n. An impressively large shit. Usually one where the subject's legs fall alseep from sitting on the toilet for too long. There must be atleast three courtesy flushes performed before a doozer can be official. Taking a picture with your cell phone of the doozer and sending it to your friends is optional. A doozer should be graded by any who witness it.
Yo, Booth man, I just dropped a nasty doozer. Come take a whif of this.
#shit #poop #dump #whopper #cah cah #doozah #duzer
by Andrewski July 23, 2006
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