When you get to drunk to have sex and you go limp during sex.

(Especially during long distance relationships, when sex is rare.)
Tyler: Oh shit I just went limp.
Nicole: What the fuck you and your pickle dick!
by Hey Zues Christ November 1, 2009
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a predictament or troubling occurance/ also used to annoy others in shouting matches
"We're in a pickle Dick." The Adventures of Dick and Jane
by Megs and Mads November 16, 2006
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The act of peeing in someone's rectum, usually while having anal sex (mainly gay). The Penis then becomes 'Pickled' due to it being stuck in an anus with urine.
1. Bob pissed in John's asshole and made a pickled dick.

2. Suzzie got mad when Eric accidentally urinated in her butt while having anal sex for making a pickled dick
by Kraldasicko August 19, 2012
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When someone’s COCK is very salty
Oh man last night she was on my COCK and said I had a Pickle Dick....like what???
by Yuhboiedga April 8, 2019
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A penis shaped in a pickle-like manner with herpes gerrymandering all over the surface.
Little did Hannah know, she had slobbered upon Gary's spotted pickle dick in the janitor's quarters.
by TrollN8R January 9, 2012
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The act of two guys having sex, and the position they're in is that the top one is fucking the bottom, while the top jerks them off. Unlike similar situations, where the bottom does some of the work to make them cum...the top does all the work in order to make both of them cum.

A typical practice of this is when the top not only continously jerks off the bottom, but cum deep in their ass as much as possible. Usually trying to sync up both for peak pleasure.
1: Hey honey, how do you wanna fuck tonight?
2: How about we do a dick-hole pickle jerk?
1: That sounds so hot...so who's the bottom?
2: You already know the answer...( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by WeegeeCool January 28, 2023
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