cap'n crums 

the crums and pieces at the bottom of a box of cap'n crunch or other cereal

Devon: hey dude do u have any cereal? I'm starving

Brandon: no sorry bro just some cap'n crums...

Devon:... crap...

cap'n crums by brandonius the destroyer January 13, 2010

Cap'n Kyval 

An internet pirate that has pirated everything from music to wii games. this person has pirated so much that he now has a 50K year sentence in federal prison. watch out for this type, they will steal your entire computer.

Wow, that guy has a 50K year sentence for pirating...what a cap'n Kyval

Cap'n Kyval by Madhatter'11 July 20, 2009

Cap'n Toad

"Cap'n Toad" is the best family friendly game character in Scratch and won the "unoriginal to funniest" award by "@LTW64"

Cap'n Toad is a copyright free character and is backed up by "@zachyboimaker" on Scratch.

Cap'n Toad by LTW64writes April 30, 2022

cap'n crunch 

an obviously drunk cartoon character used to promote the best tasting cereal line, ever. peanut butter and choco-donut crunch mixed together and eaten with chocolate milk has been known to produce effects in the brain associated with LSD and crack cocaine.

'... in each special marked box of Cap'n Crunch cereal you'll find a torch lighter and a glass novelty tube. Imagine the uses, kids!

cap'n crunch by cereal killa January 18, 2005

cap'n bloodsnatch 

menstruation (a cruder way of saying on the rag or that time of the month)

Betty isn't staying over tonight 'cause ol' Cap'N Bloodsnatch dropped in for a visit.

cap'n bloodsnatch by Joe Gentile August 16, 2007

Cap'n Kirk 

Proceeding masturbation, a male skips the clean up phase, exits the room, and smears his hand all over the unsuspecing victim(s) face.

"Hey, (room mate), what do you think of the new tatoo on my palm?"
"Lemme see."
"Engage, bitch! Cap'n Kirk style!"

Cap'n Kirk by Sebastian B. August 23, 2004

cap n coke 

Drink mixture of Captain Morgan and Coke on ice, also known as a rum and Coke

Mike: "Cap n Coke for me, and a Zima for the lady"
Fred: "Thats not funny, I'm not a lady, I would like a Zima though"

cap n coke by Anonymous August 17, 2003