Californication
When people from California move to the states (usually in droves) and buy up all the land/businesses, raise the price of housing, overcrowd the state, and overall raping of the culture of the state.
Also bringing their crappy ideals/slang/accent/etc and try to force it on natives of the state they moved to while still saying "Well in California (insert crap spewing here) to which I reply (and recommend you to do) "Well go back to California then asshat!"
And lets not forget the ones who buy out a shitload of acreage build a big ass ugly house on it and still only live in it part of the year and spend the rest of the year in California.
Fuck Californicators!
Also bringing their crappy ideals/slang/accent/etc and try to force it on natives of the state they moved to while still saying "Well in California (insert crap spewing here) to which I reply (and recommend you to do) "Well go back to California then asshat!"
And lets not forget the ones who buy out a shitload of acreage build a big ass ugly house on it and still only live in it part of the year and spend the rest of the year in California.
Fuck Californicators!
Montanan: "Thanks to those damn Californicators the rent for my 2 bedroom apartment has gone up to 1,500 a month!"
Washingtonian: "Because of Californication they clear cut the entire hill to put the Californian's big ass ugly houses!"
Michigander 1: "Why do those kids sound funny?"
Michigander 2: "It's because of all the damn Californians and their stupid accent!"
Californian: "Well I really just wanted to get away, you know the city life, and the hot weather, so I decided to move to your state and fuck it up."
Me: "Fuck off, please"
Washingtonian: "Because of Californication they clear cut the entire hill to put the Californian's big ass ugly houses!"
Michigander 1: "Why do those kids sound funny?"
Michigander 2: "It's because of all the damn Californians and their stupid accent!"
Californian: "Well I really just wanted to get away, you know the city life, and the hot weather, so I decided to move to your state and fuck it up."
Me: "Fuck off, please"
Californication by Native Washingtonian April 27, 2008