Me:- "OK love, when your grandma and grand dad come around it would be really good if you jump up and down on the sofa shouting Bollocks. Can you do that?"
Mate's 2 year old daughter:-"Yes"
Ten minutes later, old folks arrive, little girl jumps on sofa:
Mate's 2 year old daughter:-"Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks"
Mate's wife:-"Please leave my house"
Me:-"Oh bollocks"
Mate's 2 year old daughter:-"Yes"
Ten minutes later, old folks arrive, little girl jumps on sofa:
Mate's 2 year old daughter:-"Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks Bollocks"
Mate's wife:-"Please leave my house"
Me:-"Oh bollocks"
by Fon March 22, 2005
1. The best of something, in relation to other examples of the said thing (See also 'The dog's bollocks').
2. A total and utter lie.
2. A total and utter lie.
1. Did you ever play that game 'Terranigma' on the SNES? It was the bollocks.
2. Never mind the bollocks, let's go on a drugs binge.
2. Never mind the bollocks, let's go on a drugs binge.
by elprza October 28, 2003
1) The ultimate verbal expression of frustration
2) Utter rubbish
3) 'dog's bollocks' - can't be bettered
2) Utter rubbish
3) 'dog's bollocks' - can't be bettered
by Alien Entity September 22, 2002
1.A word that we can say in America to confuse everyone.
2. Balls, nuts, testicles.
3. Expression of dismay or a substandard quality, unless belonging to a dog, in which case it means that the situation is highly satisfactory.
2. Balls, nuts, testicles.
3. Expression of dismay or a substandard quality, unless belonging to a dog, in which case it means that the situation is highly satisfactory.
a:That film was bollocks!
b:I thought it was the dogs bollocks.
a:For bollocks sake you bollocking bollock, grow some bollocking bollock or I'll give you a bollocking followed by a sharp kick to the bollocks.
b:I thought it was the dogs bollocks.
a:For bollocks sake you bollocking bollock, grow some bollocking bollock or I'll give you a bollocking followed by a sharp kick to the bollocks.
by dudeman April 16, 2004
by Ken December 2, 2002
British term, an exclamation of something bad or said when something bad happens. Antonym is dog's bollocks (the).
I can't stand this. It's utter bollocks.
by Matt Williams January 13, 2004