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Pollocking

The act of staining one's toilet bowl during violent bouts of diarrhoea, resembling a Jackson Pollock masterpiece.
"Dude, i just pollocked your toilet bowl"

"Did you hear that Cindy is making Jackson Pollock counterfeits?"

"I think this curry is going to give me the inspiration i need to be pollocking all night"
Pollocking by Alio February 9, 2010

Rollocking 

The severest of angry tellings-off;
getting both rinsed and bollocked at the same time.

Usually a combination of furious rhetoric and personal insults, mostly likely by someone your senior.

What did you do to deserve this?
Person 1: Yo dude, heard Dave in the office getting a right rollocking, wonder what he did...

Person 2: I heard he fed the boss’s lunch to the paper shredder. What a guy.
Rollocking by go fox yourself April 24, 2019

ice blocking 

The sport of using large blocks of ice to reach relatively high speeds down a grassy hill. The only required materials are Blocks of Ice, Towels, and a Grassy Hill. Simply sit on the block of ice (with a towel over it) and slide down the hill allowing minimal friction by using smooth ice and short grass. Let Gravity do its thing.

Often times it is called "Reverse Sledding" because of its popularity in areas that do not recieve snow. Ice Blocking has a huge following among California Teens.

Ice Blocking can be used as a great first date, or hours of endless fun with old friends.

Unfortunatley many parks have banned the sport and labeled it as Vandalism for its ruining of the lawns. However late night runs in the sprinklers have proven to be most fun and least obvious to law enforcement.
I had numerous bruises, but great memories after a night of ice blocking
ice blocking by Joshua E T Cella August 17, 2006

double sided dildo blocking 

The action of preventing two lesbians from hooking up; the equivalent of cock blocking for lesbians.
Stop double sided dildo blocking! I want you to go home so I can have sex with my girlfriend.

bollocksing 

v. To Bollocks or Bollocks-up

The art of breaking or messing something up to a state of non-repair.
"Now that you have invited Jimmy, the stag-night is completely to bollocks"

or

"Hitting the television with that hammer is bollocksing it"
bollocksing by Marko the Great August 29, 2005

Sock-blocking 

The act of preventing another fantasy baseball team from moving up in the standings by consistently outplaying them. Makes more sense if your team name directly refers to socks, such as the Red Sox or the White Sox.
Fantasy Owner #1: Dude, I've been trying to take 1st place for weeks now, but the Seattle Tube Sox keep sock-blocking me.
Fantasy Owner #2: I know what you mean, man. I haven't been able to overtake the Buffalo Business Sox all season.
Sock-blocking by The4cDizzle April 10, 2010