A boat ride given to dead whitetail bucks by Ted Zangerle of " The Hunting Public " .
Holy fuck did you see that buck across the lake? Yeah, I'm hoping to be like Ted. Gonna put on my bucket hat, grab my Jon boat and give him a Missouri boat ride.
by Scentsock November 8, 2018
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5 or more men performing anal sex in-line with each other. Extra points if it's incestuous.
Hey Tom, the guys wanna know if you're in for a Mississippi Mud Boat Ride this weekend?
by Big Ern Mccracken February 17, 2020
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"ROBLOX: boat ride into a better life WIP" is aa roblox game based off of someone canoeing to go to an area which will give them "a better life", the description of this game says

"by oar, tooth, nail, and heart, paddle your way to a better life for you and the ones you love. cast away the ballasts of life's misgivings and you will find that only by death shall fate sink your unrelenting spirit.

WIP! bugfixes, polish, & more checkpoints are in the works ^-^

HOW TO PLAY:
💻pc: click & drag on the water with your oar to move
📱 mobile: touch water with oar equipped to paddle"

This "word" Is made for a speedrun website, there may or may not be better ways to define this but this is all I'm currently able to think of. have a great day and maybe even play the game sometime! :D
Hey Steph, Wanna play Roblox together? I have a game idea that I saw recently called "boat ride into a better life WIP".

"boat ride into a better life WIP" aka "ROBLOX: boat ride into a better life WIP"
by Dasious May 26, 2023
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In IT: When you start a task but can't finish it because it triggers a deep stack of necessary supporting tasks; similar to shaving the yak.
In other usage: a long and complex swindle.
"I was trying to install tensorflow with gpu support, but first I had to install cuda toolkit, but to do that I had to install conda for Windows, but to do that I had to install....." ... etc. "I understand, you got taken on a Missouri boat ride"
by joseywales1331_1 May 14, 2023
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When a slutty girl fucks one guy at one end of the pool, and then swims to the other side to fuck another guy.
Bob and I gave that girl a Shanghai Boat Ride last night...I wouldn't go swimming today if I were you!
by JoeBlow696969 March 15, 2011
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When a man shoots his cum into the scare of a another person's hair lip scare
by Truck slut 80 February 10, 2021
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