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Bill Clinton 

1. The presidental version of Jiraiya.
2. The best thing to happen since JFK.
3. The predicesor of the American idiot George W. Bush.
4. The president to get away with screwing an intern.
Bill Clinton: I did not have any sexual realtions with that woman Monica Lewinsky. But I'm wearing her underwear
Bill Clinton by Andreasantoni June 17, 2008

bill clinton 

A shining example to men everywhere teaching us that work and play need not be separated.
dude, you should be more like bill clinton
bill clinton by cd2hl April 26, 2006

Bill Clinton 

A state of being impervious to the law.
"Ha! I'm a living Bill Clinton! Your laws can't touch me!"
Bill Clinton by Mr. Feesh May 9, 2005

Bill Clinton 

Lying about an inn-gotten "quickie": Impeachable bastard!
Lying about an ill-conceived war: Four more years!
Bill Clinton was a better president than George W. Bush could ever dream of being.
Bill Clinton by Vanishga July 2, 2008

Bill Clinton 

America’s most successful pickup artist to date. It is debated why this is. Some say that it’s his dashing good looks, others say his charm but most agree that it’s his knowledge of chemistry that sweeps women off their feet and into a state of unconsciousness where he gets automatic consent because they can’t say no.
Wow Bill Clinton! This cocktail has a very distinct taste. What’s in it. Why are you winking at me?!?!
Bill Clinton by CenkUygur6969 February 7, 2019