beowulf

A variation on "doggy style" where, at the moment of climax, the male rips off one of his partner's arms.

God gave people two arms so you could beowulf them twice.

by LoveChrist83 November 16, 2009

beowulf

pretext-The hero of a viking myth, where he wrestled with a monster that terrified people living in a hall, tearing off the arm.


(v.) To rip off someone's arm or break it intentionally

I beowulfed that thug over there when he tried to steal my watch. Haha, obviously he didn't get the sword, shield, and the fact that I had the name 'Ragnar fork beard' tatoed on my forehead meant I am a viking.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 08, 2004

Beowulf

a man who bones monsters while fighting them while naked

i am Beowulf! Son of Beowulf ! and i just chopped off this monsters head....while i giving him anal

by austin/matt August 25, 2008

Beowulfness

being manly to the extreme

"I showed off my beowulfness by stomping on the ants, to show her what a real man was."

by malice_eyes December 30, 2007

beowulf

(Sexual position)- When there is a man and a woman naked on a bed the man jumps on the womans back and punches her in the left side of the head until she either loses consciousness or begins to bleed profusely. This resembles the defeating of Grendall in the story.

Dude, I went Beowulf on Jennifer last night, and she has never been more pleased!

by Pete "Meat" December 20, 2007

beowulf

An action you do consisting of pretending to pull of your shirtand yelling 'I am beowulf!' This originated from seeing the movie,beowulf, In a scene beowulf fights grendel he takes off his clothes.

'Ashley, dont make me go beowulf on you'

'...'

'I am beowulf'

by Ashley08 October 09, 2008

beowulf

Viking myth, epic.
-Expressing extreme displeasure or haste in exclamation.

yo...this weather makes me feel like beowulf. Or YO it smells like beowulf in here.

by Alex June 18, 2005