Bennett

A small swig of any alcoholic drink

-"Yo that guy took a Bennett of that vodka. It wasn't even that strong!"
-"Yeah I know and he was acting like he was wasted!"

by clayclay456 November 2, 2009

Bennett

Bennett is a 17 year old white boy that thinks he is black. He is best known for the text messages he exchanges with his cousin David (AKA Mac Lethal ). They showcase Bennett's "unique" view of the world and cover a wide range of topics ranging from joining the Illuminati to what to do after clogging the toilet at a hot girl's house.

Actual conversation:

Bennett: have u ever seen wheal of fortune? it a show with this blond hoe who turn letters for you and u try and win da trophy... ?

David: Yes Bennett, I've seen that show.

Bennet: well IM watching it right now and da unsolved puzzle says HA HA AIDS

David: Don't you have to work tonight?

Bennett: i got fired nigga

This Bennett kid is a real life Malibu's Most Wanted.

by MadMatt2024 December 31, 2013

Bennett

A middle class Yorkshire term for a Vampire.

That Dracula is a right Bennett aint he.

by Robert Cranwell May 1, 2006

Bennett

A unit of measure for temperature that is dependent upon geographical location. Southern California is the base for a Bennett. It is similar to Celsius or Fahrenheit, but takes location into consideration.

“Hey, what’s the freezing temperature in New York?”
“It’s 1.07 Bennett. Still better than 0.8 Bennett down in Panama City!”

by Iben Wakenoff October 24, 2022

Bennett

A human who has fused with the Primordial Shell and has ascended to the Apex of human life. A true God amongst men, the sole proprietor of the Truth and Sex and is secretly a fuckdemon in disguise hahahahhaha!!!!1!!!!

Guess what??
Chicken Butt
Ah you got me, classic bennett

by Shmellon November 22, 2021

Bennett

Bennett can be a very annoying person or a very nice person at points he can be untrustworthy because he tells everyone your secrets but he also can stand up for you in a tough situation, he also helps you with love even if he has a crush on you or had one, he can help you with school or work because he is very intelligent and he can be very helpful if you are struggling with asking people about things but at points he tells perverted jokes but he is funny, helpful, annoying, fun, and weird

Bennett is annoying, he told everyone my deepest secret

by Djsjfbekf April 10, 2019

Bennett

1. A gentleman who is so deep in the closet he is finding Christmas presents. He is typically very sloppy when sober, and the sloppiest douche on the planet when intoxicated. Loyal, clumsy and quite a goon. He's the friend you talk about when he's not there, and talk about more when he is. Skillful in the art of picking up dudes and water-beast like women. He is also avid in the consumption of performance enhancing drugs. He checks you out when you work out with him.

2. Something that is generally complete faggotry

Synonyms: Rob, Rab

1. Man, that dude is so damned Bennett

2. That little faggot just knifed me, that's Bennett

by 23424534567 February 4, 2010