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Bennett

1. A gentleman who is so deep in the closet he is finding Christmas presents. He is typically very sloppy when sober, and the sloppiest douche on the planet when intoxicated. Loyal, clumsy and quite a goon. He's the friend you talk about when he's not there, and talk about more when he is. Skillful in the art of picking up dudes and water-beast like women. He is also avid in the consumption of performance enhancing drugs. He checks you out when you work out with him.

2. Something that is generally complete faggotry

Synonyms: Rob, Rab

1. Man, that dude is so damned Bennett

2. That little faggot just knifed me, that's Bennett

by 23424534567 February 4, 2010