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A character from the Street Fighter gaming series, however in the USA and England he is known as Vega.
Now, without trying to be complicated:
The boxer (Balrog in USA) was originally known as M. Bison (Mike Bison - geddit?) however owing to legal issues, his name was swapped with Balrog's, however M. Bison is a silly name for a prancy Spanish man, therefore his name was in turn swapped with Vega (M. Bison in USA, the man in red.)
And that's who Balrog really is.
Err... Balrog...
Balrog by Monkey_Guy April 29, 2004
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An exceptionally awkward and unpleasant manager, that delights in making life as difficult as possible for his/her underlings, by creative interpretation of rules/regulations.
From "The Lord Of The Rings"
Oh, God, the Balrog's going off on one again - there goes our early finish.
Balrog by Urtle December 17, 2004
1. A troublesome or bothersome circumstance, situation, person, or thing. A bother. Can refer to something or someone beastly in behavior; terrible.
2. An exclamation signifying frustration or upset upon entering a certain predicament.
3. An expression or exclamation signifying worry, weariness, or pain upon injury.

Derived from the character/beast called a balrog in The Lord of the Rings, by J.R.R. Tolkien.
"Oh, balrog!"
"What a balrog."
"You are such a balrog."
"How am I going to get myself out of this balrog?"
or
"How am I going to get away from this balrog?!"
balrog by Jae B. December 12, 2008
The equivalence of swamp ass in the genital region. referred to mainly in male uses especially around or under the scrotum.
Andy: Dude it's hotter than hell down here.
Jared: I know dude. I've got some wicked Balrog right now.
Balrog by RatInTheSack September 1, 2010
A troublesome or bothersome circumstance, situation, person, or thing. A bother. Can refer to something or someone beastly or terrible. Can express worry, weariness, or pain upon injury. Often used as an exclamation signifying frustration or upset upon entering a certain predicament.

Derived from the character/beast called a balrog in The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, by J.R.R. Tolkien.
"Oh, balrog!"

"What a balrog."

"You are such a balrog."

"How am I going to get myself out of this balrog?"
or
"How am I going to get away from this balrog?"
balrog by Jae B. December 12, 2008
When you tuck your dick into your buddy's sock.
Jim: James Somf why are you limping?
James: The Balrog
Balrog by gbomc October 10, 2022
A racially disparaging epithet towards black people attributed to Twitch streamer Dalaun Sparrow, aka "LowTierGod".

Usually is targeted towards black people who focus on material wealth, act aggressively with violence or theft, or are sexually promiscuous.
"These balrogs always be trying to steal designer clothing."
Balrog by TheTrueEngineer January 5, 2024