BFC

Big Floppy cock

I want to stick my BFC in that hot girls tight rectum.

by Andy January 1, 2004

BFC

BIG FUCKING CAN
The largest can of any consumer drink you will ever find.
Thank you monster.

Jerry: Dude that guy just chugged a BFC and had a heart attack!

SAWyer: I believe it, their huge.

by [Garebear] February 17, 2009

BFC

BFC, or big fucking can, is a 32oz. (1L) can of soda, normally an energy drink.

Monster Energy and Monster Energy Low-Carb both come in BFC size.

by TwelfthDoc December 15, 2011

BFC

BIG FUCKING CACTUS

Whilst traveling the southwest, a tourist may come across a desolate landscape populated by only that of cacti and passer by's.

(a band of tourists emerge from a car)

Tourist 1: "Hey Billy do ya see that thingamabob out there in the distance?"

Tourist 2: "Naw Bob, huh, whatcha see out there?"

Tourist 1: "Over thar!! You see it? A BIG FUCKIN CACTUS toppling over that there car!! "

Tourist 2: "Woah bra, its not every day you see a BFC. Can't wait to tell mah pops 'bout that one"

by SLOANEthedevious June 18, 2010

BFC

Butt Fucking County. Somewhere remote, uncharted, with little or nothing to do or see. Somewhere where one usually gets stranded.

Guy 1: What's up man, we are waiting for you!

Guy 2: Aw, man, my car's engine broke down, and I'm here lost in the middle of BFC!

Guy 1: Oh...this must suck.

by ushin March 14, 2008

BFC

Beatty Fucking Cunt

This normally refers to a male/female who has no friends and is a reject in society. Most likely to die a virgin. Quite frankly a LOSER!!!

"BFC alert....run!!!!!!!"
"There is a BFC behind us. Lets beat him up!"

by John2007 May 4, 2007

BFC

used to describe a chick who is big and fat. More often then not these girls may be named Carrie. B-Big F-Fat C-Carrie.

Dude 1~ "Hey dude, did you see that fat chick?"

Dude 2~ "Yeah, what a BFC! I wouldn't touch that with your shlong!"

by islandgirl_08 September 13, 2008