asstard

a retarded person whose head can be found protruding from their rectum

You like Creed, you're an asstard.

by Roper May 10, 2003

asstard

Someone who is both retarded and an asshole.

That meteorite dude is a total asstard.

by CBG April 15, 2007

asstard

A mentally ill donkey

Did you see me riding that asstard a few days ago? it nearly ran into a tree!

by Allie December 30, 2004

asstard

1. An insult used by John Ly to verbally inflict pain in others. A combination of the words ass and retard.

That Albert Fall, he's one asstard

by John Ly October 23, 2003

asstard

the act of being asstarted-(adj.)to be an ass hole yet seemingly retarted at the same time
to put out asstardery

"dude, why are you mooning people through my car window? your such an asstard!!!!!!

by OldGregger17 June 30, 2009

Asstarded

(adj.) One already having the values of a jackass but conjunctively afflicted with being a complete retard. It is worth noting that one who is asstarded usually has asshole attributes such as a bitch or a dick but failed at life by being I.Q. inept.

"Those guys who designed Internet Explorer 6 were completely asstarded."

"You must be asstarded if you think I'm going to fall into your Cutco Knives/Rainbow Vacuum/Primerica/Avon pyramid scheme..."

by Sirstucco April 22, 2008

asstard

Half retard, half dickass. A right plonker.

by Lepper March 20, 2003