ass bandit

Male who likes male ass. Known as Homosexual Or Fag. Often talks with a lisp.

Do not bend over in close proximity to an ass bandit or you’re in for a goosing. One of their favorite pastimes.

Assbandits do not make good friends. As bandits also like to take it in the rear.

"watch the motherfuck out, there's ASS BANDITS ABOUT!"

by U2rockyoursocks August 27, 2006

ass-bandit

Another derogitory term for a homosexual Male, usually used jokingly, or as an insult to someone who is in fact heterosexual

"Freddie over there is such an Ass-Bandit"

by El Toronja May 15, 2006

ass bandit

An arse bandit. A corn holer. A turd burglar. A peanut butter packer. A flaming faggot. A sissy boy. A girly boy.

Emlyn is an ass bandit. He enjoys eating butt for desert. For fun, he corn holes the dog.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 09, 2007

Ass-Bandit

A derogatory comment used to describe a homosexual who is sexually attracted to male ass.

God, Calvin Klein is such an Ass-Bandit.

by Garren17 May 12, 2009

Ass bandit

A homosexual nymphomaniac.

Look at that ass bandit over there.

by Jdspilllyy November 17, 2009

ass bandit

One who pokes ass with his penis. A perpetrator of anal indecency. One who practices sodomy. A homosexual male. A male who enjoys a a good game of ass darts.

Dude! I accidentally walked in on John while he was poking Henry in his keester. Wow, what an ass bandit!

by Poken U. Rarse December 05, 2011

ass bandit

ass bandit
noun: vulgar slang (also ass burglar)
1 a male homosexual sodomite or pederast.
2 an eager seducer of young women.

1 if you want to avoid ass bandits, why would come into this bar?
2 such ass bandits young men are these days!

by hb94 September 22, 2009