Sara cable

A girl who likes Ryan ross a little too much

"Did you see Sara Cable crying?"
"Yeah it was over the panic at the disco song northern downpour"

by George ryan ross iiii June 18, 2018

Cable and divorce

A play on "Netflix and Chill." This is for more established couples who are tired of each other and their daily routine(s). "Cable and divorce" is basically the beginning of the end...because hey, who still has cable anyway?

Me: "We went from 'Netflix and chill' to 'cable and divorce' in under 2 years."

by AndrewsOnIt November 8, 2015

main cable

penis, cock, mahood (aroused)

"Hey love can i plug my main cable into your love socket?"

by Jimmy Somerville March 7, 2008

walker cable

The act of taking off all of your clothes and sucking a amputees cock

"wanna go (walker cable) on the bench?"

by isucklotsofcock March 23, 2022

Ethernet cable

The fucking thing for WiFi

“Yo you have an Ethernet cable?”
“You mean the thing fucking thing for WiFi?”
“Yeah”

by [死] June 8, 2022

Ethernet cable

That one fucking thing for WiFi

“Ayo, you got an Ethernet cable?”
“You mean that fucking thing for WiFi?”
“Yeah that’s the one”
“I think I do”

by [死] June 7, 2022

Cable and Commitment

When you've been in a committed relationship for 10+ years and you'd rather get off to reruns of softcore HBO/Cinemax/Showtime pornos than have sex with your significant other.

(Wife walks into the living room wearing an "I heart ellen" t-shirt, sweatpants, and crocs)

Wife: Hey, honey. Wanna Netflix and Chill tonight? *wink*

Husband: Ugh

(Husband places his left hand down his pants and his right hand on the U-verse remote)

Husband: Looks like it's a Cable and Commitment night

by Andy Fong Chong December 12, 2015