Pokey bum wank

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Posh wank

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Asphixi wank

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Cry and a wank

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All the emotions
“Any plans this evening?” she asked.
Probably try a pokey bum posh asphixi crank.” I replied.
by Diamonds & Crowns September 04, 2022
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Posh Welsh

Engaging in the act of procreation with a sheep, but being polite enough to hold an umbrella over its head when raining.
"Is that a train over there, or a bloke having a Posh Welsh?"
by Sweetcheekz92 September 01, 2023
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posh pawn

A classy way of enabling criminals and gangsters to use their assets to rip the piss out the rest of society whilst gobbling caviar and laughing outrageously on mega yachts that are loaned by their swinger grandparents who are now deceased but quaffing champagne in the unrealistic idea of heaven 😀
Posh pawn

When the gloriously rich yet not so rich attempt to exchange their inherited assets for fast cash in order to live out their lives in the most hedonistic and sexual ways possible whilst still eating Sunday lunch at grandmas and feeding the goldfish she won in 1950
by J_gogo October 10, 2023
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posh wank

posh wank (plural posh wanks) (UK, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand) (slang, vulgar) An act of male masturbation with a condom placed over the penis. Churchy bought a packet of condoms so that he could have a posh wank
posh wank (plural posh wanks) (UK, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand) (slang, vulgar) An act of male masturbation with a condom placed over the penis. Churchy bought a packet of condoms so that he could have a posh wank
by TheMightyHorn November 11, 2022
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cute posh

A cute posh person is a posh person that is just so innocent and adorable and cute and is everyone's little baby that everyone love
Emily is a posh girl but annoying but Rachel is a cute posh girl
by Stephan dalton January 09, 2017
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Posh-Head

Referred to a person who looks posh acts posh and all around is posh but hates to admit it, but everyone knows the truth usually with a big forehead
Yo, what a posh-head she is
by 123melody April 24, 2019
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Posh

“Posh” is Upstate New York/Western New England slang for K2/Spice- which has been described widely as “synthetic marijuana”, despite the fact it’s effects are nothing like those of weed. In fact, most forms of Posh these days have been criminalized for their toxic compounds and addictive nature which have led to thousands of overdoses and deaths in recent years.
My friend was on probation so he couldn’t smoke bud anymore- so instead he picked up Posh one day from the corner store and he’s been hooked ever since. Now he looks like a zombie and ended up in the hospital after overdosing on that synthetic poison sh*t. Posh is nothing but a disgusting excuse for a recreational drug.
by Slang-lish Translator March 27, 2021
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