tequila Wednesday

Drinking tequila with Cheyanne on hump day

Tequila Wednesday was so fun with Cheyanne and when we were done drinking it, we humped.

by Tequila wednesday December 28, 2022

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Tequila Thirty

Half an hour after Beer O Clock

Wow! Beer O Clock already ! Soon to be followed by Tequila Thirty !

by urbmik March 5, 2011

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a generalized term for a baby conceived or born 8-9 months after a drinking excursion. most people who have tequila babies don't realize they're pregnant till several months in, usually after the 3 month mark.

i.e; getting utterly smashed and FUCKED UP on tequila on your honeymoon night and three months after your night of pure debauchery you find out you're pregnant

"so you remember about four months ago when we went drinking in the bahamas?"
"yeah why?"
"well uh... let's just say we're having a tequila baby."

by crankyopossum August 3, 2023

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Twisted Tequila Sunrise

Is a bittersweet beverage that a woman can make for her lover. During her "special time", she can treat her partner by reclining on her back with ass held high, and proceed to belch blood out of her vagina so that it starts pooling up on the rim of her asshole. The last step to finish the tasty delight, is for her to piss onto her butthole to finish the recipe. The partner may add a small umbrella if they wish to set the mood. Cultured people tend to stir the drink for better consistency, and occasionally add semen to add some tang to the taste.

After forcing Jerry to watch all of MTV's Slamhouse Summer Special, Beth wanted to console him with his favorite drink, the Twisted Tequila Sunrise.

by 0RELLIK0 August 9, 2022

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