Tequila Tank

A big man who lives in Firestone Colorado and he is a underage drinker

Tequila Tank lit it up at Santiago’s

by Brandytheg4287 February 12, 2024

Tequila Flip

A challenging maneuver to impress women, by putting a tequila bottle extremely deep inside your ass, then doing a backflip while whomping yourself.

'Do you remember the night we met eachother?'
'Yeah, you absolutely fell for me because of my Tequila Flip.'

by Dicktionairy Nibba January 10, 2020

Tequila

The name of a stupid, white and fat little puppy mutt. She lives in New York and likes to do stuff like break into the owner's house and farts on your mom

Tequila you're such a little ballerina baby girl :)

by YT_BlueFro April 22, 2021

Tequila sandwich

It’s very simple, grab a bottle of tequila (I prefer the cheaper shit but that’s because I’m broke as hell and I guess you are to because ur looking up what a tequila sandwich is) then grab 2 slices of bread and pour that shit on them. You can eat it like that or I perder to make it into a ball and munch on that for a minute. Great for programes or even a late night snack! Awesome on the go snack that will make you wish ur life wasn’t so shitty!

Hey man and chance you got any tequila sandwiches left?! I’m not to sure I left the tray of them on my step-sisters bed after I was done have intercourse with her. You can go check!

by Cj456 November 9, 2020

Tequila sunrise

A golden shower from a woman who is pissing blood.

The wife has a bad UTI, so my Saturday golden shower turned into a tequila sunrise.

by Doc_Boc June 6, 2018

tequila bitch

it's the same as skinny bitch but made with tequila reposado instead of vodka. It was coined by Simon after spending a summer drinking skinny bitches with tequila shots, then he figured it'd better to drink just tequila bitches with tequila shots.

can I get a tequila bitch?
what's that?
a skinny bitch but with a tequila reposado instead of vodka!
yeah, sure!

by simón the tequila bitch November 20, 2025

Facebook Tequila

When you receive multiple friend requests on Facebook of people wanting a “sexual shot” with you.

“I woke up to like 20 Facebook Tequila Shots this morning”.

by SuzieSays November 30, 2020