Flogged

A super bad whipe out: could be surfing, snowboarding, skating, or someone who is absolutely wasted

Surfer 1:Jabroni did you go over the falls on that huge wave?
Surfer 2: Yeah I got totally flogged

Chad: Did you see Becky last weekend?

Hawk: yeah she was totally flogged. Giving out handys one the dance floor

by HaywoodJablowme!97 October 4, 2019

walrus flog

Similar to a donkey punch with a few twists...

As a man is having intimate relations with a woman's rectal cavity from behind, he reaches over her head, grabs and pulls up on her lips (creating the two tusks) and then knocks her in the head with a truncheon (or other blunt object). This is the most intimate and romantic act anyone can participate in.

Dude, I'm totally in love with her, I'm waiting 'till marriage to walrus flog her.

by J "i am the walrus" Mo February 28, 2006

Flogs night

Manage to have a good time despite enduring some bullshit.

*speaking to a mate who was fired and dumped on the same day the world happens to be ending*

Well I hope you get a flogs night out of it

by Surfking93 June 30, 2020

flog trapper

A person who wears a butt plug all day long.

I hear Jim stays penetrated he is such a flog trapper

by Unlimited D May 1, 2018

sausage flogging

Beating your meat. Male masturbation.

I walked in on my brother sausage flogging yesterday.

by Josie Jubilee December 1, 2016

Putrid hommus flog

Someone who dogs the boys wthout a care

Person1 Where is glenn? He said he'd help today
Person2 Glenn is up the pub
Both together What a Putrid hommus flog

by slut undies February 3, 2018

Flogging my log

Having a wank. More commonly used in Australia

I'm flogging my log at that hot chick that was at the bar

by cammz11 June 10, 2012