The blast pattern created either on the back of a shirt or back of a toilet seat from high pressure explosive diarrhoea.
John ate that leftover sushi that had been left in the boot of the car for a few days, and gave himself a Peacock’s Tail in the toilet just before his job interview.
by ArchangelOrderofChaos May 15, 2022
by Deep blue 2012 September 8, 2010
impeachTrump: *Makes shitty statement*
User: I respect your opinion as a fellow human, but I would love to suggest that you shove your shitty opinion down a peacock anus
User: I respect your opinion as a fellow human, but I would love to suggest that you shove your shitty opinion down a peacock anus
by Nyaakuza June 28, 2019
Jan Peacock is an elderly woman who bullies people on twitter, from her tablet, in the nursing home. She is on everyone’s shit list.
Guy 1: Did you see that grandma bullying people on twitter?
Guy 2: No, show me.
Guy 1: *Shows guy 2 elderly woman’s tweet*
Guy 2: Fuck, someone call the nursing home and tell them to take Jan Peacocks tablet away.
Guy 2: No, show me.
Guy 1: *Shows guy 2 elderly woman’s tweet*
Guy 2: Fuck, someone call the nursing home and tell them to take Jan Peacocks tablet away.
by dingdonguropinioniswrong October 6, 2019
1. When a gay/queer male tries vagina for the first time.
2. An undercover straight male. A straight male posing as gay.
2. An undercover straight male. A straight male posing as gay.
Due to the pressures of solidarity or fear of being disowned by the LGBTQ community Jared is afraid to come out as straight. He is a wet peacock.
Jared is known to be gay, but had sex with Vanessa. It was his first time having heterosexual intercourse. He is a wet peacock.
Jared is known to be gay, but had sex with Vanessa. It was his first time having heterosexual intercourse. He is a wet peacock.
by Serious Jorge September 3, 2019
by diarrhea bender March 1, 2023
A former ho/trick who has tried to cover her tracks but her past constantly gets thrown in her face from time to time
by Steve the third November 24, 2021