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turtle pop

When you do a girl and she poops a little
by Whiskeycowboy November 4, 2017
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Wash my turtle

Wash my turtle is used by someone ironically saying that he has a lot of important things to do.
I can't go out today.I have to wash my turtle.
by Fotindigo January 25, 2019
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turtle-backing

When you throw a pie-tin full of whipped cream at someone’s back and it sticks to their back like a turtle shell.
“Wow, Elijah just got done turtle-backing Jeremy!”
by Educated_Scholar21301 August 22, 2019
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turtle skinz

someone who wearz tha preppie stuff or makez fun of blackz but are black!preppie jock people!!!
john you wear too much turtle skinz or u belong with tha preppie turtle skinz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!holla
by nick tha pimp March 16, 2003
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wet turtle

When you must fart and suspect it's only gas but instead a wet blob of poop blasts into your to trousers, the poop was hard on the inside but had a shield of poo juice around it, the whole poop is yellow or green so it looks like a liquified turtle 🐢 which is rather upsetting and embarrassing...
Man in Restaurant: 'Hey babe look out imma rip a silent but violent right quick while no one's looking.'
Woman in Restaurant: 'Ok bae let er rip!'
Man in Restaurant: 'ah fuck babe now I gotta run home and change pants I blasted a wet turtle and it's messy!'
by Stankbiscuits November 21, 2021
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Turtle

Turtle Free battle? Give free rn? Fucking idiot give free
by Turtle_NL February 2, 2020
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putting the turtle back in its shell

When your taking a shit, but half way through, you suck the shit back up into your asshole
I just got done putting the turtle back in its shell
by Ishitoften December 31, 2020
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