turtle

My favourite animal , turtle the best animal alive
by Turtle Storm April 28, 2017
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turtle puking

Turtle puking, when holding a poop to the point that it is just poking out but than accidentally letting diarrhea spray into your pants. Much like the common thing called turtling but the next step up.
Guy 1: last night at the club was so embarrassing.
Guy 2: what happened?
Guy 1: I must of ate something bad because I thought I was just turtling well waiting for the washroom but I ended up turtle puking
Guy 2: bruh you did not just tell me you turtle puked at the club
by Crisper72 April 04, 2019
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Premium Turtle Fuur

The short and curlies that keep your snatch warm frost free.
My beard got all tangled up in her premium turtle fuur...
by Dieder December 14, 2019
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Jisoo turtle rabbit kim

Jisoo's own made english name - "Jisoo turtle rabbit kim"
- omg its jisoo!
- you mean jisoo turtle rabbit kim?
by Jennieaddi December 19, 2021
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The turtle gang

The local soccer club located in sterling commons in Sterling Heights Michigan. These amazing group of soccer players play at local park called dodge park. While everyone wishes they were as good at soccer as all of them.
Man the turtle gang always beats us 3-0 at dodge park.
by The turtle gang December 11, 2018
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Squirtle turtle

When you squeeze a wee out so hard that you shit yourself standing up
ah bro i just squeezed a piss out so hard i squirtle turtled
by knee swinger April 24, 2022
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turtle smp

Have you been invited to the turtle smp?
by Turtle smp proud member June 21, 2021
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