3 definitions by 早上好中國,現在我是一個simp

P1:ight ima buy a deagle
P2:you sure u can hit shit with that?
P1: ye
(misses every shot, gets killed, complain about the ping or smth
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Sibling of truck-kun, a force to be rekoned with. he managed to isekai kazuma without even touching him.
P1: yo u goin to a coutryside later?
P2: aw yep
P1: ight then watch out for tractor-san tho dont get isekaied out there bro
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this is a correction of grammer and name for the one that was posted before this one

Turtle Lei stands for short, small eyes, gamer raging trash player at almost any game he plays
random dude: headshots with AK in a perfectly normal way that does not require an explaination to know how he headshoted him
turtle lei: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HACKER IMA GO REPORT THIS MF
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