5 definitions by Keanu CHEESE

Failure to Launch

When you hold your pee in for a long time and when you finally have to use the toilet, you no longer have to pee or only a little bit of urine comes out. This often happens in men's bathrooms when you wait in line for the urinal and when it's time for you to go, nothing...

I had a Failure To Launch at the movie theater when i had to go when watching Avengers Endgame.

by Keanu CHEESE July 19, 2020

turtle-head

Turtle-Head is when you are holding in a turd for so long you can feel the poop poking out of your butt like how a turtle pokes its head of of its shell.

"oh no" john said to himself during the meeting, "I can feel the turtle-head!"

by Keanu CHEESE July 19, 2020

Puug

Puug is a new form of pog. Pog is a twitch emote that is used when something exciting happens. The word was invented by amazing twitch streamer and youtuber, AndyisYoda. The goal is for Puug to become the most popular twitch phrase.

Andy: wow this castle is looking amazing
twitch viewer: #Puug

by Keanu CHEESE September 11, 2020

McDonald's Sprite

crispy sprite from McDonald's that taste like crap. Also when you pee after drinking water and it comes out fizzy and clear.

Kyle: yo dude this McDonald's sprite (1) tastes like when you take a McDonald's Sprite (2)

by Keanu CHEESE July 17, 2020

251543903

A very secret search term that when you look it up you are greeted with pictures of people sticking their head in a freezer

Kyle:"hey Jake look up "251543903" on google"
Jake: "why?"
Kyle: "it's very cool"

by Keanu CHEESE July 17, 2020