Irish Torque Wrench

Hammer

I,m just going to fix the fence, have you seen the Irish torque wrench love?

by Henchy October 17, 2009

Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench

when you wanna say FML

Banker: You owe me 1.000.000.000$

Me: Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench

by Strafferen September 16, 2009

Wrench chaser

A girl who wants to sleep with mechanics. A girl who is a slut for mechanics.

"Look at Sarah flirting with that mechanic, she's such a wrench chaser"
mechanic wrench sex slut autmotive technician

by Mopar97 November 25, 2015

Wrenched

When you and your boys are hitting a garage sesh and whoever’s next to you is baked off his ass, so when it’s your turn to pass the smoking receptacle you hold out a wrench instead and the shmizzed bastard grabs it and holds it up to his mouth before realizing the travesty that’s occurred.

“GET WRENCHED”
*hilarity and chaos ensues*

“Yo bro Keith wrenched you so fuckin hard bro you got destroyed”

by Wucy March 23, 2019

rusty wrench

When a girl lays beneath a guy and gives said guy a rim job while also giving a handy

She gave me a rusty wrench, it was so good i almost shat in her mouth

by Bipolarbear March 19, 2015

wrench bandit

A male or female that likes to unexpectedly grope another males penis, or in some cases, give unexpected surprise "on the spot" oral.

Mike: "Hey you going to that party tonight?"
Dave: "For sure, Cathy is going to be there. She's a total wrench bandit"

by Tellish September 24, 2016

shlonshkin/wrench

This is what my mom calls my dog. She usually yells THE WRENCH or something along those lines when she gets home.

"THE WREEEEENNNNNNNCCCHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Said my mother.

Shlonshkin/wrench

by Elbow Picke November 6, 2017