activites rednecks partake in. ex: hunting, 4 wheeling, stealing random useless items and poning them off, eat fried chicken in there food stained wife beater, and driving a lawn mower b/c they aford a car.
by Jimmy Bob Jones April 9, 2007
Most of the definitions for "redneck" are written by culturally illiterate morons so I will clarify.
A redneck is a hardworking country person from the south. We are known for our hospitality. We like guns, hunting, fishing, and we are most often Christians. We are proud of both our American and Southern heritage. We are only as racist and prejudice as everyone else is to us. We are generally more accepting of outsiders than the outsiders are of us. We settle our fights like men and raise our kids not to be sensitive little wussies. We have the characteristic Good Ol Boys attitude, and despite the lies of heathen Yankees, we have deep respect for the law and our elders. Rednecks say "yes sir" and "no ma'am" an have better manners than rich city folks.
A redneck is a hardworking country person from the south. We are known for our hospitality. We like guns, hunting, fishing, and we are most often Christians. We are proud of both our American and Southern heritage. We are only as racist and prejudice as everyone else is to us. We are generally more accepting of outsiders than the outsiders are of us. We settle our fights like men and raise our kids not to be sensitive little wussies. We have the characteristic Good Ol Boys attitude, and despite the lies of heathen Yankees, we have deep respect for the law and our elders. Rednecks say "yes sir" and "no ma'am" an have better manners than rich city folks.
I heard them Arkansas rednecks are some of the nicest people you ever met. My car broke down and they fixed it for me for free.
by Enstagriffin March 4, 2015
n. (Rhed-nek-cs)
A person who defies the common English language with slang that makes 'ghetto black men and women' sound like something Harvard would crap out. An obsession with NASCAR and deer hunting, some southern people think it's "cool" to be a redneck, so they wear Dixie Outfitter and other bizarrely imbecillic things. The favorite combination is the dixie flag shirt and belt buckle, leather boots, jeans, and a flannel shirt or a cowboy hat.
I live with these wannabes. Their IQ rivals the numerical scale on such a large factor, California's earthquakes pray at night they can be as big. It's become a challenge to the english language to fathom their conversation techniques. They consist of three subjects:
1) Things that rhyme with beer
2) Cars without AC or radio
3) Blacks, mexicans, and educated peoples.
While they do defy all human logic on a galactic scale (Which they might think of as a fancy breakfast cereal), they deserve pity.
A person who defies the common English language with slang that makes 'ghetto black men and women' sound like something Harvard would crap out. An obsession with NASCAR and deer hunting, some southern people think it's "cool" to be a redneck, so they wear Dixie Outfitter and other bizarrely imbecillic things. The favorite combination is the dixie flag shirt and belt buckle, leather boots, jeans, and a flannel shirt or a cowboy hat.
I live with these wannabes. Their IQ rivals the numerical scale on such a large factor, California's earthquakes pray at night they can be as big. It's become a challenge to the english language to fathom their conversation techniques. They consist of three subjects:
1) Things that rhyme with beer
2) Cars without AC or radio
3) Blacks, mexicans, and educated peoples.
While they do defy all human logic on a galactic scale (Which they might think of as a fancy breakfast cereal), they deserve pity.
"Yous an idgit, you durn wetback!"
Myself: "I'm clearly white. Also, my accent cues my british decent"
"Deer! Beer! Fear!... Treer"
Myself: "You just rhymed Fear with Tree"
"Yous and yer fancy 'edjukayshin'"
Myself: "I'm sorry, that last sentance destroyed the remnants of my brain cells. Could you have someone translate from dumbass to understandable, for you sir are clearly fitted under the category of rednecks"
Myself: "I'm clearly white. Also, my accent cues my british decent"
"Deer! Beer! Fear!... Treer"
Myself: "You just rhymed Fear with Tree"
"Yous and yer fancy 'edjukayshin'"
Myself: "I'm sorry, that last sentance destroyed the remnants of my brain cells. Could you have someone translate from dumbass to understandable, for you sir are clearly fitted under the category of rednecks"
by Master-Penguin March 2, 2006
I've realized what a redneck is. It seems to be almost everyone who is either of not the upmost cultural and economic standing, or someone who lacks sophistication and tends to be rather simple, yet they work hard at the same time and stand up for what they believe in. In that case, almost all of us, including myself are rednecks from time to time. Midwestrn Soldier and myself would like to apoligize for being so hard on you all.
by The Kentucky Yankee November 8, 2004
Lets just say that you are one if you were seen cooking roadkill beef jerky on the top of the hood of your old tractor.
by BEEFJERKY, BIATCH February 17, 2005
Waking up at a Comfort Inn, having anal sex for a hour before walking over to the waffle house for breakfast.
A Redneck, wakes up at a Comfort Inn, has anal sex for a hour before walking over to the waffle house for breakfast.
by bebeboo2 July 15, 2011
Guys who wear tight Wranglers and drive big jacked-up trucks, Skoal rings in their back pockets, and can ride and rope anything!! Girls who wear tight Wranglers, drive big jacked-up trucks, and fall for these cute guys! Their idea of fun is goin to the Rodeo or mud boggin'. We don't have bling-bling cuz we have our looks and personalities to get bf/gf's.
~You're just jealous cuz you're not a redneck!
~Gretchen Wilson
~FORD Trucks
~Forget the Bull, ride the cowboy!
~Gretchen Wilson
~FORD Trucks
~Forget the Bull, ride the cowboy!
by CountryCutie May 18, 2005