Bearded Samurai

Using your penis to "split" open a hairy vagina prior to intercourse, usually first thing in the morning.

I woke up before her, rolled her over and gave her the ol' Bearded Samurai before she knew what hit her.

by DJ Drano July 25, 2011

Ceramic samurai

'Oohing' and 'aahing' when doing a spicy poo.

Man that curry we had last night was hot, I was a ceramic samurai this morning.

by Shuaman November 20, 2018

Velvet samurai

Someone highly skilled in the art of penetrating the 'velvet underground' with the 'pork sword'.

Dude #1: That guy looks like a real velvet samurai.
Dude #2: Indeed, my gaydar is off the scale right now.

by Piotr Dahl September 4, 2012

Fenryrs AKAs Sauces Samurais

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Kingdombe Artsse Fenryrs AKAs Sauces Samurais

by Empereur_du_Malaise June 11, 2018

headphone samurai

A person who loves there headphones a lot and will hurt any one who use them they only allow a few number of people to use there headphones.

That man over there is a Headphone Samurai don't touch his headphones

by Headphone Samurai November 20, 2015

penis samurai

a member of a powerful military caste in feudal Japan, especially a member of the class of military retainers of the daimyos with a penis.

That penis samurai made me a sandwich.

by DoctorAsap! November 14, 2020

trite samurai

The act of (typically a man) lasting for less than 30 seconds in bed because they’re a pansy or when they only know how to have sex in one position

“Ugh, Stacey, Brian is such a trite samurai.”

by FlickmuhDick February 23, 2022