Bouldered 

There are 4 words for kinds of hard earth matter: pebbles, rocks, stones, and boulders. correct?

So why always say "I am stoned" when you are so ripped that you can barely function? the word "stoned" is too general

"Hey dude, you ripped right now?"
-"Yeah man, I'm bouldered!"
"Damn, what are you doing?"
-"Uhh. sitting. TV is cool"

Bouldered by Ryan H. K. March 10, 2008

Boulderite 

One who:
1. Trains for a marathon before work.
2. Spends more than 10 hours a week in spandex.
3. Eats out at fine establishments, wearing a fleece vest and expensive outdoor shoes.
4. Carries plastic bags for picking up dog poop.
5. Drinks 2oz. of espresso for breakfast, 2 oz. wheatgrass for lunch, and 24 oz. Microbrew with dinner.
6. Drives a Subaru Outback with some clever form of an anti-Bush bumper sticker.
7. Buys groceries on a commuter bike, or cross country skis.
8. Owns Bikerack and Bike that costs more than the price of Subaru.
9. Lives within walking distance of a yoga studio.
10. Wonders how CO can still be a Red State?!

Spandex on by 6am, Cycling through Martian acres, mildly hung- over, and completely stoned the Boulderite rode to Whole Foods for a powerbar and a Mate Latte with soy.

Boulderite by Boulderwrong April 27, 2008

bouldered 

Created by a Cary student; Term used to describe the feeling of being extremely stoned, beyond belief.

Ryan got bouldered before he went to math.

bouldered by Bazzle March 6, 2005

Bounderby 

Someone who cynically grandstands about their unpleasant childhood, by way of fishing for pity or giving an apologia for their heartless or anti-social behaviour. Very trendy in a postmodernist climate. From the character in Dickens' "Hard Times".

Look at that kid on the TV saying that he wouldn't have killed the kid on a joyride if his own mummy had loved him a bit more. What a perfect little Bounderby.

Bounderby by Fearman August 7, 2007

smoking bolders 

BIg pieces of crack rocks

I was smoking bolders with a couple slutbags the otherday

smoking bolders by GUERO the beast July 9, 2010

boulderite 

A general class of people similar to the Hippie, who live on a diet of fruits, nuts, granola and other organic foods. Often liberal in thinking and very much into outdoor activities. They can be distinguished by their economial yet functional vehicles and their equally functional attire. Name is derived from the "all natural" town of Boulder, CO.

You see that girl in the riding shorts and hiking boots with sunglasses on her head snaking on trail mix? That is one fine Boulderite.

boulderite by Little DN October 19, 2006

Bouldercitrus

A grapefruit. Grapefruit is an improper name for such a majestic fruit that is large and of the citrus family.

Hey, grab me a few bouldercitruses from the table, we can eat them later.

Bouldercitrus by Sir Dewey December 13, 2009