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water around the boulder

Wanting to avoid answering a particular question or speaking about a particular subject, but still trying to be respectful enough to give an honest answer, even if it is a little bullshit.
Even though there are still 10 weeks left in the 2018-2019 NFL season, will Patrick Mahomes be the league MVP? "He's doing a good job but still has a lot to learn. Also, I know you had to ask that question so I'm just trying to put some water around the boulder.
by Pseudonym? November 12, 2018
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Folder boulder

When your poop is so massively long, it folds over itself.
I just had the wickedest folder boulder
by The tasty ogres June 9, 2019
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boulder brain

A boulder brain is a Norfolk inbread male, who is over weight has poor hygiene, rarely washes towels sheets.... stresses over everything but not as much as his trouser button. Pants always down crack showing. Loverble, simple, germ ridden.
Lewis,you boulder brain, go have a wash!
by Neilwill September 26, 2019
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bouldered

a term used to describe the state of being so high, you are beyond stoned.
nic hadn't smoked all day, so to treat himself, he got so stoned he became bouldered.
by glittatitz March 29, 2017
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The Boulder

A living creature disguised as a human. It originated in the Himalayan Mountains. The boulder is an immensely strong creature, able to crush objects and people with ease. Some say the boulder has the ability to roll at tremendous speeds, even on flat terrain. Stories of the boulder range far and wide, each tale different from the rest. Some say it sustains its life from the solar rays of the sun. Some say it gets all the sun it needs from Pokemon Sun. And some say that it gains its power from a most sticky and horrendous liquid, sugar water. The latest news of the boulders whereabouts and its disguise vary from each and every article. But one prominent one remains. That it hides itself in the disguise, of a stout Asain man.
by The_All_Knowing_Wizard September 24, 2017
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slinging boulders

by realgmufafucka October 13, 2017
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Tunnle boulders

Geoffs been having problems shitting all week, sounds like he could have a serious case of tunnle boulders
by Bungle trump October 13, 2017
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