The most badass person you'll ever meet. Despite being over 70 years old he is a hard worker who cares about his employees, going as far as to work a double shift because one employee called in sick. David is a man worthy of respect and you can see why all of the other employees like him.
David: That one lazy worker called in tonight, so I'll work a double shift so you guys aren't short staffed.
Employee: Thanks David, you are the most badass person on the planet
Employee: Thanks David, you are the most badass person on the planet
by Spiderwikipeida October 22, 2018

David is a nice guy when you get to know him but when he gets a girlfriend/wife he changes he starts to get in trouble a lot but he’ll make it up to the people he loves and says he will never replace them but he flirts with girls and hangs out with them so like cheating on you but DONT ever have a boy named David in your life
by Slimelover55643 July 09, 2018

by Auschwitz jew hitler fire March 14, 2017

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David is someone who approves of the posts above. He likes what he sees as he sees the good stuff first
David likes UrbanDictionary
by DavidNotGoliath August 20, 2015

I am video chatting with david. he does not have a shirt on and he is in his bed. he also has blonde hair and blue eyes and and has a large smile! he always britend my dayses. he is HAWT AS A FIRE YO! i sucked his popsickle, it was in the freezer and it was cherry flavored.
by pseudonye October 18, 2010
